You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
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