My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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