So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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