I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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