he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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