That's intense
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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