yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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