Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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