you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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