At least make sure they are 18
Why
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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