she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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