she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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