Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
Randomize
