How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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