I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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