Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I just found puke in my bra..
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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