I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Randomize
