Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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