It's like a parade of train wrecks.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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