yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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