Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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