my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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