i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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