doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
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