just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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