She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Randomize
