btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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