So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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