The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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