yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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