Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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