remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
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