Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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