He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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