sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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