I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Randomize
