I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I'm sobbing to NWA
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Randomize
