Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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