I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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