Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
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