I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
Randomize
