You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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