We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
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