It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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