you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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