If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
worst night to have a conscience
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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