How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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