Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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