Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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