So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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